Daily Inspirational #921: Just Give Up

It only gets worse. How do we know? Despite your arrogant ignorance (and ignorant arrogance), other people have lived your subpar life many times over, often as a punishment or egocentric display of martyrdom, but most commonly as an unfortunate mistake while misreading the map on the road to some better life. And guess what? All the surveys and interviews and exit polls from your existence show that the moment you're living right now? That's the point at which it never gets better, but only worse, steadily and assuredly. Yes, the moment you realized that your life is used, abused, misbegotten, and ultimately headed downhill is the greatest moment of your life. So, give up now and fill out this survey, sign the contract, and give us everything.