"Life reflects your own thoughts back to you"Well, OK, sure. But what is reflection? Here's one definition: Reflection is a braided cord worn by Boy Scouts as a neckerchief slide -- often presented by a man.
There's only one problem: the man who presents the colorful kerchief of reflection to you will not be a man at all; he will be no more than an "application."
"Wait a minute!" you might say. "This sounds like 100% nonsense. If the man who gives me 'reflection' is nothing but an 'application,' how will I know it is him? Will there be any obvious sign by which I might interpret his gesture and properly accept the stylish yet functional accessory of reflection?"
Not really, no.
But there is hope -- because the "man-application" may suddenly and without warning make use of external, user-defined classes by creating instances of extensibility objects -- real objects you can see and touch, such as teeth, rocks, arm chairs, and rib-eye steaks cooked to perfection. This is a chance operation in which the man-application will make nearly everything* until a kerchief -- or boondoggle -- appears.
Utilize this information whether you understand it or not. Imitate every move the "reflection giver" or "giver.app" makes and create the kerchief at the exact moment he does.
You must wear this object.
The result? When wearing the boondoggle, you will see no one but yourself mirrored in everything and everybody else. Learn to accept seeing yourself through the clothing you wear. Sport the boondoggle with a protein shake from Jamba Juice and understand your true purpose. Walk lightly down the runway of life and become the envy of those who surround you, for they shall look to see themselves in you and find no one there but you. In essence, they have become you.
Everyone has.
Especially you.
*"Everything" in this instance refers to the following: NOT LISTED.
